In honor of the fact that I haven't posted shit in forever today is my birthday, I tinkered with "The Tradition" and turned that bad boy into a serial, because I love you guys that much and I hate myself equally, lol.

Anyway, what was once "The Tradition" is now For All Seasons, and has been fiddled with accordingly.  Expect this one to be updated ( Read more... )

Dear 2009:

Kathy Griffin's mother Maggie has told her (possibly on several occasions) that not everyone has to suck it all the time.  This is, I think, pretty sound advice--not everyone needs to suck it all the time.

You, however, are not one of those "people."

That being said:

2009, YOU CAN SUCK IT.

No love,

The Hack

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Dear 2010:

Pro tip: don't suck.

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 I want to teach kids like this one!

This is seriously a child after my own heart:

Stanford, who prefers math to literature and plans to study mechanical engineering or sports medicine, said he doesn't consider himself a fabulous proofreader.

"But when I edit my own papers, I'm a stickler for grammar and vocabulary and the correct use of words," he ( Read more... )

 Smiling Parisians Show You Their City, For Free.

As much as the idea of letting go of my dislike of Parisians (because the truth is, those are the ones people are complaining about when they say the French are rude assholes) pains me, this news does cheer me considerably, and now makes me kind of want to see Paris for something other than visiting ( Read more... )